Young Shrek / Grumpy / Hansel (For Bit I added in traveling song and Freak Flag) Young Fiona / Gretel (For bit I added in traveling song and Freak Flag) Teen Fiona / Happy Villager / Little Red Riding Hood (In Freak Flag Only) Wicked Witch / Queen Lillian / Duloc/ Ratįairy Godmother/ Duloc/ Rat/ Guard (only in regiments & Ballad Of Farquaad) Pinocchio / Dragon Puppeteer / Old Woman From The Shoe (Bit I added in Traveling Song) Gingy/Sugarplum Fairy / Happy Villager/ Duloc/ Ratĭragon/ Happy Villager/ Duloc/ Rat/ Blind Mouse Papa Bear/ Knight/ Duloc/ Rat /Guard (only in regiments & Ballad Of Farquaad)īaby Bear/ Happy Villager/ Fiona Double/ Rat Mama Bear/ Happy Villager/ Duloc/ Guard (only in regiments & Ballad Of Farquaad)/ Blind MouseĬaptain Of The Guard/ Duloc/ Pied Piper/ Knight/ Rat / Bishop Mama Ogre/Tweedle Dee/Bluerbird/ Blind Mouse The hardest part about doubling up characters is coordinating the costume changes.Here is who I have doubled up. You can catch the painfully relatable Aladdin and his crew when Disney’s Aladdin hits cinemas on May 23.My prodction of Shrek opened this weekend. If you haven’t already, reacquaint yourself with the gang below: Sure, Aladdin met the love of his life and was starting to be accepted as a prince but I mean, my life’s cool too.

Truth be told, I’ve only had this thought once in my life and it was when I went six straight months without losing my phone, wallet or keys. “FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE, THINGS ARE STARTING TO GO RIGHT.” Well if this wasn’t me trying to figure out how many more classes of uni I could skip before people would notice then I dunno what is.įun side note: the answer is four. “YOU’RE ONLY IN TROUBLE IF YOU GET CAUGHT.” The entire plotline of Aladdin is essentially a classic case of lying on your resume only to end up in a job interview with no idea what you’re doing.Īs someone who’s sat through job interviews that I bluffed my way into, I can assure you right now that eventually, they’ll see through your faux-confident smile and you’ll be slinking outta there towards the nearest bar in no time.Ĥ.

“AND TRUTH BE TOLD, YOU ARE NOT QUITE THE GUY THAT WE WERE EXPECTING.” So, if you hang out with friends who are more sorted than you are, you best believe you’ll be rocking up to restaurants hoping no one will notice if you whip a bag of nuts out of your tattered backpack.

They’re also a time to be flat broke on the reg. Your early-to-mid 20’s are for figuring life out, realising you haven’t figured life out and eventually agreeing to figure life out in your early-to-mid 30’s. They think I’ve hit rock bottom and I try my darned hardest to keep digging.Ģ. Without getting into the nitty-gritty, let’s just say that I have a knack for exceeding people’s expectations. Granted, I’ve never swiped a lamp from an ominous looking cave before but if anything, I’ve sunk wayy lower than Aladdin – if we ever traded stories, the boy would look comparatively innocent. “OH, IT’S SAD THAT ALADDIN HAS HIT THE BOTTOM.” Here are a few of the lines I pulled from Aladdin that hit just a little too close to home.ġ. We may not have the same lives – he’s from Agrabah and I’m from Aspendale, he has a sick magic carpet and I’ve steam-cleaned vomit out of a regular carpet – but sometimes he just seems to get me, ya know?Ĭase in point: after re-watching the OG Aladdin and having watched the live-action Disney’s Aladdin trailer countless times, there’s a tonne of one-liners that seem to apply directly to my life.

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